We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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