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(856): View more from New Jersey

If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.

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(214): View more from Texas

would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry

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(641): View more from Iowa

Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay

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(615): View more from Tennessee

But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...

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(860): View more from Connecticut

It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?

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(520): View more from Arizona

You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.

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