Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Randomize
