As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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