i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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