just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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