thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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