It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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