Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
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