Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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