if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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