So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
We have started to decorate penises.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Randomize
