HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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