Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
No stitches, just platelets and will power
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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