make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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