Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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