I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
that's an acceptable place to lick
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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