I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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