k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
