Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
