You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Randomize
