Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
