you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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