There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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