Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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