Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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