Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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