I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Randomize
