That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i love accidental penises.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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