Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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