she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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