It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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