yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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