so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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