last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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