? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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