The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Randomize
