What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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