On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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