Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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