Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
