have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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