Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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