I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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