do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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