Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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