I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
