It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
