It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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