Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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