If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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