Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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