Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
