I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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